1-Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
2-Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
3-When Chuck Norris picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.
4-Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
5-Chuck Norris invented water.
6-Chuck Norris can rhyme orange and purple... with each other!
7-Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
8-When you open a can of whoop-[c], Chuck Norris jumps out.
9-Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
10-Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
11-Chuck Norris once had sex in a trailer and a little bit of sperm got in the gas tank, we now know this trailer as Optimus Prime
12-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
13-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
14-Texas does not have a police force. They have Chuck Norris.
15-Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
16-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
17-Chuck Norris's penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.
18-Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives.
19-Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
20-You are what you eat. Chuck Norris eats steel.
21-When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
22-Chuck Norris doesn't eat breakfast, he forces it into submission.
23-Anyone can piss on the floor, but chuck Norris can [c] on the ceiling.
24-What is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Norris's fist.
25-Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.