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Tuesday, May 13, 2014

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10 Amazing and Interesting Facts About The Human Body

The human body is the entire structure of a human organism, and consists of a head, neck, torso, two arms and two legs.
By the time the human reaches adulthood, the body consists of close to 50 trillion cells, the basic unit of life. These cells are organized biologically to eventually form the whole body.
The human body is the only machine for which there are no spare parts. Here is a collection of 10 Amazing and Interesting Facts About The Human Body.

1. The brain doesn't feel pain: Even though the brain processes pain signals, the brain itself does not actually feel pain.
2. 80% of the brain is water: Instead of being relatively solid, your brain 80% water. This means that it is important that you remain properly hydrated for the sake of your mind.
3. Your brain comes out to play at night: You’d think that your brain is more active during the day, when the rest of your body is. But it’s not. Your brain is more active when you sleep.
4. Adrenaline gives you super strength: Yes, with the proper response in certain situations, you really can lift a car.
5. Your hearing decreases when you overeat: When you eat too much food, it actually reduces your ability to hear. So consider eating healthy — and only until you are full.
6. Babies always have blue eyes when they are bornMelanin and exposure to ultraviolet light are needed to bring out the true color of babies’ eyes. Until then they all have blue eyes.
7. Throughout your life, the amount of saliva you have could fill two swimming pools: Since saliva is a vital part of digestion, it is little surprise that your mouth makes so much of it.
8. A sneeze can exceed 100 mph: When a sneeze leaves your body, it does so at high speeds — so you should avoid suppressing it and causing damage to your body.
9. You are taller in the morning: Throughout the day, the cartilage between your bones is compressed, making you about 1 cm shorter by day’s end.
10. It takes more muscles to frown than to smile: Scientists can’t agree on the exact number, but more muscles are required to frown than to smile.

Some More Facts About The Human Body

Your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body: Compared to its size, the tongue is the strongest muscle. But I doubt you’ll be lifting weights with it.
Appendix is basically useless: While it does produce some white blood cells, most people are fine with anappendectomy.
You can’t tickle yourself: Go ahead. Try to tickle yourself.
Being right-handed can prolong your life: If you’re right-handed, you could live up to nine years longer than a lefty.
The focusing muscles of the eyes move around 100,000 times a day: To give your leg muscles the same workout, you would need to walk 80km (50 miles) every day.
In 30 minutes, the average body gives off enough heat (combined) to bring a half gallon of water to boil.
I hope you have liked these pretty weird facts, if you have more strange or odd facts, please do share them with us in the comments below.

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10 Interesting Facts Of Our Body (Part-2)

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Wednesday, October 2, 2013

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50 Awesome Chuck Norris jokes you should read

    *  When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
     
    * Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
     
    * Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
     
    * There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
     
    * When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
     
    * Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
     
    * A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
     
    * When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
     
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    * Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
     
    * Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
     
    * How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
     
    * Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
     
    * In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
     
    * Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
     
    * If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
     
    * Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
     
    * The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
     
    * A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
     
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    * Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
     
    * Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
     
    * When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
     
    * While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
     
    * Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
     
    * When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
     
    * When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

    * Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
     
    * Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
     
    * For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
     
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    * Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
     
    * When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
     
    * Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
     
    * When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
     
    * Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
     
    * On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
     
    * Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
     
    * Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
     
    * In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
     
    * Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
     
    * Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
     
    * Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
     
    * Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
     
    * Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
     
    * If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
     
    * Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
     
    * Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
     
    * Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
     
    * The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
     
    * It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
     
    * You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
     
    * Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
     
    * The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
     
    * There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
     
    * Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
     
    * When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
     
    * Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
     
    * James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
     
    * Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
     
    * Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
     
    * Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
     
    * It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

Publisher: moath - 3:17 PM

Monday, September 30, 2013

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Top 30 fun Chuck Norris jokes of the day – Sept 30th , 2013

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

# A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

# Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

# Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

# If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

# Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Top 30 fun Chuck Norris jokes of the day – Sept 30th , 2013

# Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

# The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

# Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

# Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

# Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

# Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

# Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

# Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

# Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

# Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

# In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

# Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

# Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

# Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

# The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

# In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

# According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

# Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

# When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

# There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

# Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

# Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

# Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Publisher: moath - 12:33 AM

Saturday, September 28, 2013

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Top 4 interesting facts about dogs


Here is the top 4 interesting facts about dogs 

1- Dogs can smell where electric current has been and human fingerprints that are a week old.
  
2- A dog has the same ecological footprint as two Toyota Landcruisers.

Top 4 interesting facts about dogs

3- Cat originally meant ‘dog’. The word comes from the Latin catulus, a small dog or puppy.

4- The name Canary Islands comes from the Latin for ‘Isle of Dogs’.


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