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Top 10 Chuck Norris jokes of the day


1- The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

2- Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

3- CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

4- Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

5- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

6- Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

7- What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

8- Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

9- Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

10- Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.


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