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top 25 Chuck Norris jokes - part two

Here is the top 25 Chuck Norris interesting jokes ever :-

1-When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

2-Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

3-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

4-Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest.

5-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

6-They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take [Censored]from anybody.

7-Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.

8-Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip.

9-A roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

10-Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

11-There is no such thing as a lesbian, there are just girls who have never met Chuck Norris.

12-When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Chuck Norris jokes,top 25 Chuck Norris jokes - part two
13-Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear 14-proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

15-If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the [censored] down.

16-Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

17-Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

18-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

19-Chuck Norris is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves.com.

20-Chuck Norris invented the beard.

21-When Chuck Norris runs with scissors other people get hurt.

22-Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

23-Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

24-Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

25-Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.