Here is the top 25 Chuck Norris interesting jokes ever :-
2-Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
3-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4-Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest.
5-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.
6-They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take [Censored]from anybody.
7-Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.
8-Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip.
9-A roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
10-Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
11-There is no such thing as a lesbian, there are just girls who have never met Chuck Norris.
12-When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
13-Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear 14-proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
15-If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the [censored] down.
16-Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
17-Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
18-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
19-Chuck Norris is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves.com.
20-Chuck Norris invented the beard.
21-When Chuck Norris runs with scissors other people get hurt.
22-Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
23-Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
24-Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
25-Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.