1-God wanted to create the world in 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
2-Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.
3-There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Chuck Norris counts for 4 of them.
4-Chuck Norris once punched a man in the SOUL.
5-God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say please".
6-If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his butt kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
7-It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
8-Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
9-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
10-Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
11-Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.
12-Chuck Norris believes it's not butter.
13-Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
14-Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
15-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
16-Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer
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17-Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
18-Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
19-Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.
20-Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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