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Top 10 fun Chuck Norris jokes


Here is a Top 10 fun Chuck Norris jokes :-
1-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

2-There is no such thing as tornado's. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

3-Chuck Norris once had a heart attack, his heart lost.

4-A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

5-Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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6-When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it effects the economy.

7-Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

8-Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

9-If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

10-When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.


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