1-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
2-There is no such thing as tornado's. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
3-Chuck Norris once had a heart attack, his heart lost.
4-A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
5-Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
6-When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it effects the economy.
7-Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
8-Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
9-If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
10-When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.