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Top 20 Chuck Norris jokes


Here is the top 20 Chuck Norris jokes :-

1-God wanted to create the world in 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him 6.

2-Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.

3-There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Chuck Norris counts for 4 of them.

4-Chuck Norris once punched a man in the SOUL.

5-God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say please".

6-If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his butt kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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7-It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

8-Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

9-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

10-Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

11-Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.

12-Chuck Norris believes it's not butter.

13-Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

14-Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

15-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

16-Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer

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17-Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.

18-Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

19-Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.

20-Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.


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